Easy Mac

Luke: Macaroni for breakfast!?  Sick!
Liz: It's Spongebob EZMac, there's a difference...

Harry twatter

"you literally have to suck the magic out"~liz

Life partner

"don't be scissor blockin me"~liz

Hair dye

So apparently I mixed the dye wrong and didn't dye my hair -Heather
So what your saying is I just spent 20 min deep conditioning your hair -Liz

Dj

"heather, stop dj'ing my hook ups!"~liz

Tapeworms

I'm thinking about getting a tapeworm I can eat all I want and never get fat! The only downside would be having to get it remove... Still not a bad idea -Heather

Fabric

Is chamomile a tea or a fabric -Luke
I'm not even going to answer that... -Liz