Hockey

She's a hockey fan- Will
Oh yea!? Well I bet she's a great puck! -bar owner

The gas chamber

It's not as fucked up as genital mutilation but pretty close! -Heather

Zombies

I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse! -Heather

Easy Mac

Luke: Macaroni for breakfast!?  Sick!
Liz: It's Spongebob EZMac, there's a difference...

Harry twatter

"you literally have to suck the magic out"~liz

Life partner

"don't be scissor blockin me"~liz

Hair dye

So apparently I mixed the dye wrong and didn't dye my hair -Heather
So what your saying is I just spent 20 min deep conditioning your hair -Liz