Muscles

I dont have tricep, I have a quatrocep~clint

Teabagging

He's a serious teabagger......no like he bags tea for a living

Pick up truck

"i got a 6 foot bed that never needs to be made"~ryan

Pick up line

"i wanna drop your pants like the dow"~liz's friend

Catnip

"don't smoke that kids, its not pot!"~liz's mom

A grown man says this???

"it's raining out.....i'm gonna get the sniffles"~chad

Bats in the cave

"first time I met molly she was checkin out my boogs" ~will

JJ's thoughts on the wonders of wool socks...

"i'm going FULL WOOL"~jj

Bobcats

So you like cats huh?-Liz
Yea they're my favorite, they have so much personality!-Anonymous
I like cats too, they do have a lot of personality!-Liz
Totally, I'm thinking about getting a bobcat!-Anonymous
Oh... A bobcat huh, that's cool... wtf!? -Liz

How I know you're gay....

"so....what are your thoughts on high school musical?"~dustin

Eating habits

"iv'e been eating really healthy lately...except for the not so occasional, occasional milkshake"~molly

When crossing an intersection on a bicycle

"i cant decide if i'm a person or a car"~hupe

Mercedes seat latch

"oh my god, I have this little button between my legs, come on feel it"~molly

"oh my god I have one too"~hupe

Candy connection

"I love hot tamales.....mostly because it has my name in it"~molly

Peeing

"thats the best thing about being a guy.....the world is your urinal"~chris

Molly dancing

"you're not dancing off beat, you're just so ahead of the game you're dancing to the next song"~jovan

Lumberjacking

"i used to be the woodchuck chuckiest"~molly

Hummingbirds

"i wish we all had hummingbird eyes"~jovan

"i would love to just drink sugarwater all day"~hupe

Caricature

"molly and I got a caricature drawn of us...it was my first one!!!"~hupe

"oh did he draw molly with a long face, and you with a big jaw?"~j.j.

"......damn"~hupe

Hot dogs

"what... there's nothing on your weiner?"~molly

Sessy time

"you can play my shit like d.j. Hero"~liz

Epicuri.....ous

"i just got the whole nut in my mouth....and it was too much"~liz

Being adults

"its like a tar pit.....i think a dinosaur is going to get stuck in it!l~hupe

"i want my face to get stuck in it"~liz

Adulthood

"im drinking twisted tea and cleaning...thats kind of adultlike" ~dustin

"yea, a gay adult"~hupe

Playing instuments

"you know what they say about cellists?..... They like to do it in a chair with their legs spread wide."~liz

"I like your sounds" said to the high school sax player

Dustin Diamond

"didnt'n dustin diamond make a porn?"~hupe

"yea, I think so"~liz

"oh yea, I think I saw that"~hupe

Birth control

"thats why fish are sterile, from people flushing their birth control down the toilet, didn't you know that?" ~ Hupe

"oh.....thats cool" ~Liz

Space running

"guys put your feet up.....it's like we're running through space!"~Hupe

(in reference to laying in the middle of the road and bicycle kicking through the air at night)

Meet the parents

"Oh I forgot to tell you.....my dad is freaking terrifying"~Liz

Danger at the theme park

"Did you just kick me in the neck?" ~Liz

"Critical!" ~Chad
(in reference to.........still, no f'in idea)

Just chad

"heard dat!" ~Chad
(in reference to.....we have no f'in idea)

"my soul is so full of happy warm goodness"~Luke

"your soul is full of gay"~Liz

"It looks like a little pocket vibrator" ~Heather

"I was thinking it looked more like a cooking torch"~Liz

(in reference to the CO2 bike pump)
 

"release the hostages!!!" ~Will
(in reference to the releasing of the boobies)

"wanna come back to my apartment and finish your cardio?" ~Liz

"you girls in the mood for some lumberjacking this weekend?" ~Will